Do you have kids? - FAIL

[My husband Chris on a walk with Sally, our great dane.]

Friendly person in the neighborhood: "Cute dog!"

Chris: "Thanks."

Neighbor: "Do you have kids?"

Chris [confused]: "Um, yeah.  Why?"

Neighbor: "Your dog has gum on her forehead."

[Chris looks down at Sally to discover pink bubblegum matted into her eyebrow.]